Send me to the showers
If there wasn’t a law against it, I could spend all day just hanging out in locker rooms, watching guys get their clothes off. You can tell a lot about a guy by observing how he gets naked.
Some people seem completely oblivious to nudity — either their own or that of those around them. Years of swimming or team sports can effectively desensitise you, you spend so much time showering with your team mates or seeing them naked that there’s no shock value or excitement.
Some people seem to take a real pleasure in displaying their naked form in front of others. At the pool in London where my water polo team trains, there’s an old hairy guy who insists on getting changed in the team room — even when we’re in there having a team meeting, somehow he likes being the centre of attention.
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The naked complex
I’m guessing that guys who take great effort to pull their underwear on underneath their towel aren’t that keen to get their penis out in public — for whatever reason. It could be a cultural or religious inhibition, or otherwise it might simply be that some guys are afraid that people will laugh or make fun of them if it looks like their dick is a bit on the small side. Clearly, the more you worry about something like that then it builds into being a major issue in your head — when in reality everyone’s dick looks kind of odd, so you may as well embrace what you’ve got and save some time in the locker room.
At its most extreme, a fear of getting changed in public is known as dishabiliophobia. But it’s surprising how many people have some level of social anxiety in relation to getting changed or undressed in locker rooms.
A phobia or social anxiety is generally triggered by some sort of traumatic event — usually at a young age. For many gay men, Phys Ed or Sports classes at school are the source of some of the unhappiest memories from childhood — with bullying, verbal abuse, and physical abuse common occurrences.
Young adolescents are particularly vulnerable. Everyone’s bodies are developing at different times and in different ways, and children have almost an animalistic ability to identify and exploit points of weakness or difference in peers and competitors.
I was always very skinny when growing up, and never liked taking my shirt off in public as, to me, my chest looked kind of weird. But how do these childhood experiences translate into our adult lives?
According to Louise Gillespie-Smith, a life coach with Create Yourself, it’s natural to feel a bit of anxiety in the locker room:
‘It’s a habit of all human beings to compare themselves with others. We’re all doing it, all the time. It doesn’t really matter what you look like, people will still compare themselves to you and the focus is on themselves and not you.’
If you’re lacking in self-confidence, then comparing yourself to others can add further fuel to any negative self-perceptions.
Locker room anxiety
Gillespie-Smith offers some advice to help manage locker room anxiety:
‘Instead of comparing yourself to others and feeling inferior, when you look in the mirror each day focus on your best bits and how you can make the most of them. Ask yourself: “What do I like about myself today?” This will create positive body image thoughts instead of focusing on what you don’t like and feeding your insecurities.’
Of course the way that we get changed in public may not necessarily be shaped by traumatic childhood events, but may be influenced by the way that we’ve been brought up by our families or our cultural traditions.
Physiotherapist Shih-Ming Yao is a confirmed towel-changer but doesn’t see it as a big deal:
‘I’m comfortable in my own skin — towel changing probably stems from mum and dad teaching me that’s how you change in public, and as I’ve gotten older I guess it’s stuck. For me the key word is modesty. Why is it always the ones you don’t want to see naked that are more than happy letting it blow in the breeze?’
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Thusitha from Sri Lanka also opts for a towel when changing:
‘For me it’s a cultural thing rather than any religious requirement. I may be wrong, but as far as I’m aware there isn’t anything in Buddhism saying you can’t get changed without covering yourself. When my parents took me to swimming lessons when I was a kid they covered me in a towel when they changed me. Other parents did the same and we took it from there. We even have cubicles to get changed at the changing rooms in Sri Lanka. I find it uncomfortable being naked in front of people I don’t know, and don’t think I will ever go to a nude beach. I’m really quite shy!’
British-born Rohin, who is Hindu, does feel a certain reserve in the changing room:
‘Traditionally, Hindu men were very relaxed about being around other men with very few clothes on. There are many religious ceremonies that involve bathing in public, and ancient forms of virtually naked yoga. However, being a modern British Hindu, I wouldn’t feel comfortable about completely whipping off all of my clothes — especially with the pressure of worrying about what’s correct, who’s thinking what, or does this reflect on my status. While I wouldn’t worry about losing the towel for a couple of seconds if need be, that’s completely different to some guys at the gym. There’s one guy who puts on his socks, shirt and tie all before putting his underwear on. To me, that seems a bit weird.’
For Hakim from Azerbaijan, it’s all about respect:
‘It’s a form of etiquette. We can all show off our bits to each other, but concealing myself while getting changed is a sign of respect that I show to others. It’s nothing to do with me being Muslim, and I’m not shy about being naked in front of close friends, but I would feel disrespectful about being naked in front of people I don’t really know.’
Ultimately, getting changed before and after exercise or sport is just part of the deal, and life coach Louise Gillespie-Smith is keen to emphasise that:
‘There’s no wrong or right way to behave. It’s perfectly okay to get changed however you feel comfortable. Taking that pressure off yourself will help you to relax and stop worrying about what everyone else is doing or thinking.’
Like I said, I could spend all day watching guys take off their clothes…
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The hottest water polo team in the world?
The gay water polo team from London are London Orca.
Incredibly enthusiastic, the London Orca squad are currently battling it out against the world’s best gay water polo teams at the Gay Games in Paris.
We’ve been going deep on their social media to try and keep track of the matches and follow their progress, but to be honest it’s a bit confusing — no one seems to be too sure about the results or which teams are emerging as the ones to beat.
What we do now is that there’s been a reception at the UK embassy in Paris, there’s been several parties, a fair bit of pool-side drag, and a lot of fun.
Keep up the great work Orca — you’re doing your city proud!
Our London 1 team ventured out to Walton on Thames (almost not London) to play the Marlin. It was a well fought draw (10-10) and good preparation as the Orcas prepare for Berlin this weekend and Paris Gay Games in August. • • • #gaywaterpolo #waterpolo #london #menswaterpolo #men #instagay #gay #instahomo #gayfriendly #gaysofinstagram #team #instagood
Wow. London Pride was epic this year. We marched as part of Out to Swim (the aquatics club we are part of) with our fellow swimers. It was a hot and sunny and a perfect excuse to don our swimwear and march proudly through central London. Happy Pride everyone! • • • • • #pride #instagood #instagay #instahomo #champagnewaterpolo #waterpolo #london #gay #instahomo #summer #men #speedo
London Orca winning at clubbing (which is much better than actual waterpolo) pic.twitter.com/nohRW2ZMB4
— London Orca (@LondonOrca) August 7, 2018
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