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I caught up with Twitter buddy G and asked him a few personal questions.

Can you remember the first time you jacked-off?

I was watching a film on Channel 4, I was about 15. The film was Sebastian, a gay film. There were two guys touching bulges, I was touching mine. I remember thinking — ‘I’m going to piss myself!’ Then I spunked in my briefs. I was shocked. I think that’s how my underwear fetish began.

How did you feel when you first jacked off?

I felt really good. I was excited and wanted to do it again.

Did you talk about it with anyone?

I never told anyone. I felt as if no one else did that, but I was still excited about it.

Did you try any different techniques in those early years?

I used to use talc — I’d put it down my briefs. I had a large bit of ply-wood behind my wardrobe, covered with pics of guys in underwear — from catalogues, holiday magazines, photos from newspapers — and I’d take that into the toilet with me, put talc in my briefs, and wank about three times within 30 minutes. I used to lick the pics and imagine that they were with me.

I had a hole in my school trouser pocket, and I’d put my hand in and wank in my briefs while I was walking home. I’d wank until I spunked — it was magical. I’d get home and wank again.

Can you remember the first time you talked to someone else about jacking off?

It was a guy I used to camp out with from school. We both said we were hot, and took our jeans off. My hand was on his sleeping bag, and he turned over and rested his bulge in my hand. I lay there for a few minutes then started to move my hand up and down. He touched my bulge, and we both spunked instantly. We then started to talk about wanking,

How has your jack-off style evolved over the years?

It’s never changed really, except now I can only wank once within a few hours, not multiple times.

What’s your preferred way to jack-off currently?

I jack-off with porn. I tend to wear my briefs still, and I like the feel of hot spunk in them. Wet briefs with cum in them feels so sexy.

I find a moist lubed hand is best, or oil in my hand.

What jack-off hints or tips would you give a young guy just starting to explore his sexuality?

Follow your body. Don’t be scared. Cumming can be so intense — try and edge as long as possible as the cumming part can be magical. Don’t be scared to taste your own spunk. Try new things.

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Meet the vegan body-builder

Alexander Kosztowny is building mass without harm.

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I caught up with aspiring bodybuilder Alexander Kosztowny to talk fitness, food, and life as a vegan body-builder.

Were you into sports at school?

No. Growing up, I was a heavy-set kid, and not very active at all. In school, I was very academic, and focused mainly on my studies rather than athletics. I didn’t dread gym class, and always worked hard and enjoyed certain sports like tennis and volleyball, but the lack of variety of activities in gym class limited my view on the variety of types of activities out there. If I’d tried a weight lifting class, or yoga, or karate, my attitude may have changed earlier in life. My sister was always active, but I come from a family who are not very big on physical activity or sports. Of course, like most, I wish I’d started earlier, but better late than never.

Can you remember what your first experience of a gym was?

I lost a lot of weight in high school with the onset of puberty, and with the gaining knowledge of nutrition, portion control, and cardiovascular activity. When I went to college, I found myself putting a lot of the weight back on, and knew I had to prevent that. I joined a gym, and hired a personal trainer for the first time to help me get back on track.

I absolutely fell in love with pumping iron. I was able to coordinate working out into being a part of my schedule, as opposed to limiting it only to ‘when I have time’ and having a trainer not only motivated me and taught me technique, but also kept me accountable for my actions. He helped me with adding strength while paying attention to form, and meal planning, The excess weight fell off, and I became addicted.

Now I’m in the gym every day, pushing my body and transforming both my health, my appearance, and my outlook.

When did you decide to get serious about your fitness and bodybuilding?

About four years ago. But I’ve only been super-serious for about a year, and I’ve only been extremely strict in terms of diet for about six months. I’m still a beginner.

What’s your aspiration as a bodybuilder?

To get huge. That’s it.

As someone who’s plant-based, I’d also like to show others what’s possible on a non-traditional diet. That there are other forms of nutrition and protein, and you can build muscle, look great, and have tons of energy without harm.

What’s the difference between your body as it is now and the way that you want your body to look?

I’d still call my self thick or chubby-muscular. The interesting thing about bodybuilding is that there never really is an end goal. You just lift and grow bigger and you’re never quite big or strong enough. I’m just trying to push myself as far as I possibly can. It’s exciting to see the changes you can make that way.

What’s your work-out regime like?

I’m in the gym six or seven times a week. This seems excessive to some people, and I know others who only go three or four times a week, and that works for them. For me, the gym is therapeutic and a stress reliever, as well as a hobby.

I usually spend about one hour doing weight lifting — machines and free weights — and then I wrap up with about 35 minutes of cardio. I focus on one body part per day. It’s a traditional bodybuilding split, so muscles have a chance to rest. This routine works for me — I know some people have luck doing high-intensity, full body workouts, but I like the focus of working each muscle group in isolation.

Do you have a work-out buddy?

Not currently, but I’ve always enjoyed it when I do. It really is vital for really heavy spotting, and the dependability is nice if they’re as motivated as you. If anyone is in Los Angeles and wants to train with me, hit me up!

How important is controlling your diet?

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Controlling diet is extremely important. It makes or breaks your progress in the gym. if you lift but don’t eat right, you won’t get anywhere. I’ve seen this happen both for myself and others. When I finally got on the right meal plan, the results happened in no time at all — abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym.

I eat about five times a day, and I’m plant-based, just like Tom Brady. My diet consists of lots of legumes, lentils, tofu, peas, broccoli, peanut butter, protein shakes, and other natural, nutrient-rich foods that contain protein without resorting to animal products.

Besides the ethical and environmental sides of going vegan, I find I have more energy, need less time to recover, and am less sore, as well as having clearer skin. I count my macros — calories, carbs, proteins, and fats — and eat the same foods every day to stay on track. I’ve pretty much eliminated bread, gluten, alcohol, refined sugars, and beverages besides water from my diet, except for special occasions. I’m super-strict, but do let myself enjoy food.

Are your friends and family supportive of your bodybuilding aspirations?

For the most part. They’re always impressed at my progress and dedication, but I need a lot of willpower when I have a family who loves to cook, bake, and tempt me with treats. That’s why having a partner or workout buddy who is on a similar plan is helpful, if you’re lucky enough to find one. It keeps you on track.

Are you competing?

Nope, and no plans to either. But that may change as I grow bigger.

What are some of your priorities for the months ahead?

I’m currently in the best shape I’ve ever been in, so I want to just keep on progressing. It’s a slow process, and takes a lot of time, so you have to be patient.

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